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Name: Mark
State: New York
Metro: New York City
Birthday: 10/21/1988
Gender: Male


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Friday, June 24, 2005

Are you tired of all those crappy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got sex.

4. When you are scared - I will give you shit about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move.
     A really good friend will help you move a body.

     A good friend will bail you out of jail
     A really good friend will be there sitting next to you going "Damn that was fun!"


Friday, June 10, 2005

wOOt Brooklyn Queenz Day ROCKS

What puzzles me is thus: Ppl in Bx and Manhattan didn't go to school. Last i checked, They aren't in Brooklyn or Queenz.

I feel bad for all you other suckaz lololol


Monday, June 06, 2005

Oh dear i feel a fuck coming on

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCKING SHIT TAKE THIS FUCKING WORD FUCK AND FUCKING STICK IT THE FUCK UP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK I HOPE YOU DIE WITH THE SOUND OF THIS WORD FUCK FUCKING RINGINIG IN YOUR FUCKING SON OF A BITCH EARS YOU STUPID PEICE OF SHIT COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER, YOU PIECE OF FUCKING WALKING, FUCKING MOVING FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE AFTER SOMEONE FUCKING HITS THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A FUCKING BIG FUCKING EIGHTEEN FUCKING THOUSAND FUCKING WHEELER AND FUCKING THEN YOU FUCKING GET FUCKING BEAT THE FUCK TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING BIG FUCKING BALL OF FUCKING SPIKES THATS FUCKING INFESTED WITH A FICKING LETHAL FUCKING DISEASE SO THERES FUCKING NO FUCKING WAY YOU FUCKING COULD FUCKING SURVIVE YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhh i feel sooo much better. Aren't you glad your not married to me.


Sunday, June 05, 2005

YO i gotta work on not attracting trouble. Last night, me and 2 other guys almost got into 2 fights:

First, we went down to long beach and we were looking for beer and stuff, so we get there and we walk up to a bunch of like these 15yr old potheads chillin on the beach b/c they got alcohol. So we chill there for like half an hour and then one of them waz mad drunk and they waz talkin shit to me, so i went up to them and in my very italian way, grabbed an empty bottle and their shirt and, well you know the drill. So of course, all 25 of them backed the fuck up right there. we stayed for like 5 more minutes and nobody would talk to us so we left.

Next, we drove around lookin for sum chicks, and we found these assholes from my frinds skool, and they were talkin shit to us, so we stopped right in the middle of the street and got out of the car. Now there were about 10 of them, 3 of them had aluminum bats and the rest had knives. After they were done pulling all this shit out, we walked over to them and asked them if they had shit to say, and one of them swung a bat, so this kid we were with, tyler, my friend adam's brother, took the bad and passed it to me. So now, theres about 9 of them standing and there looking edgy. So one of the ones near the back makes a comment about georgia, which is where adam and tyler are from, so that didn't go over too well. One of the kids near tyler popped his knife open, and be4 i could even say anything, he was on the ground. By this time, it was a fight. So i had a bat, and adam and tyelr are mad big. We won. After 4 kids went down, the other 5 left decided they werent gonna win, so they ran, and again, in a very italian fashion, i threw the fucking bat and hit one.

Goddammit people gotta learn to stop messnig with me lol.


Friday, June 03, 2005

The other day, someone asked me an intresting question. I was asked what mistake i would take back if i had the oppurtunity. At the time, i was feeling slightly sick, so i sait i would have not eaten whatever made me feel this way.

Later that night, the question came to my mind and i seriously started thinking about it. If i could undo one mistake, what would it be? I thought for a while and i still haven't really came up with an answer. Most of the mistakes i make make me who i am, so i still dont really have an answer.

What do you think?



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